Celebuwreck» All of the celebrity WRECKage with none of the glamour — Celebuwreck http://www.celebuwreck.com All of the Celebrity WRECKage...with none of the glamour. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:59:22 +0000 en hourly 1 Mid-Week WRECKage http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/07/27/mid-week-wreckage-45/ http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/07/27/mid-week-wreckage-45/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:51:57 +0000 Celebuwreck http://www.celebuwreck.com/?p=1961

Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson practice for the Summer Olympics in their free time (Ayyyy)

Erin Andrews can give you a virus (Amy Grindhouse)

Tony Romo is Cougar Candy (Yeeeah)

Katherine Heigl is neither romantic nor comedic (IDLYITW)

Lebron Dunk and run (TMZ)

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Grandma Madge makin’ time with George Hamilton wanna-be (Lolebrity)

When will Kim Kardashian go for the stealth ninja look and disappear? (Webster’s)

Crazy is as crazy does for Mischa Barton (Amy Grindhouse)

Cougar spotten in NYC…answers to the name Kim Cattrall (Busy Bee Blogger)

Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be ballers (Teeny Manolo)

When wieners attack (DListed)

RIP Walter Cronkite (The Blemish)

Psyche!  Emma Watson does it again (IDLYITW)

Michael Bay is auditioning for Megan Fox’s replacement (The Dirty)

Helen Hunts doppleganger is engaged (ICYDK)

WRECKage Barack Obama, Emma Watson, helen hunt, Kim Cattrall, Kim Kardashian, leelee sobieski, Madonna, Megan Fox, michael bay, Mischa Barton, walter cronkite

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It’s a good thing Angela Lansbury doesn’t have a basset hound (Ayyyy)

Paris Hilton doesn’t need AFF, she use the judicial system to find her next “true love” (Amy Grindhouse)

Will and Jada Smith are the horniest couple in Hollywood (Evil Beet)

Anna Friel looks good in a  pearl necklace (IDLYITW)

Holly Madison finally got some old dude to marry her (Hollywood Tuna)

WRECKage angela lansbury, anna friel, Holly Madison, jada pinket smith, Paris Hilton, Will Smith

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Using Twitter for good (Busy Bee Blogger)

The celebrity version of virginal white (Ayyyy)

The pimping of Michael Jackson’s kids (Paris Jackson) has already started (Amy Grindhouse)

Miley Cyrus hasn’t been in a Wal-Mart since she was in her mother’s womb (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan won’t join any club that would have her as a member (Webster’s)

WRECKage Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, paris jackson, twitter

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Diane Kruger does dumpy and frumpy Barbie impersonation (Ayyyy)

Michael Jackson funeral tickets now come with odds (Amy Grindhouse)

Plastic Kathy Griffin meets wax Kathy Griffin (Busy Bee Blogger)

Eddie Cibrian…rockin’ out with his cock out all over Hollywood (Celebitchy)

Michael Bay vs. Megan Fox in The Battle of The Intellectuals (The Blemish)

Quick – when you hear Kim Kardashian and meat patties what do you see (Yeeeah)

Jessica Simpson had everyone, including her nipples, standing at attention for her rendition of the National Anthem (Websters)

R. Kelly’s motto: stay on 17 (IDLYITW)

Really?  Our forefathers fought for this? (The Dirty)

Forget celebrity sex tapes, we want to see the tape Anna Kournikova in a cat fight (Fatback Media)

WRECKage Anna Kournikova, Diane Kruger, Eddie Cibrian, Jessica Simpson, Kathy Griffin, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, michael bay, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly

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Shut up Josh Duhamel, and take your shirt off (Amy Grindhouse)

Janice Dickinson = rotten rawhide (Ayyyy)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s daily delusions (Webster’s)

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off supermodel (Yeeeah)

The countdown to the de-flowering of Kevin Jonas has begun (DListed)

WRECKage Gwyneth Paltrow, Janice Dickinson, Josh Duhamel, karen mulder, Kevin Jonas

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Megan Fox….grin and bare it (Ayyyy)

The Perez Hilton bitch slapping saga is still going…much like his 15 minutes (Amy Grindhouse)

Dita Von Teese and summer Blackberries (Busy Bee Blogger)

Marilyn Manson uses a new medium of artistic expression (Evil Beet)

Mark Sanford is has taken outsourcing too far…passed over American women for an Argentinian mistress (Bitten and Bound)

WRECKage Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson, mark sanford, Megan Fox, Perez Hilton

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Jennifer Aniston wins award for playing characters, on screen, that are as desperate as she is in real life (Bitten and Bound)

Paris Hilton must get residuals from the makers of Valtrex (Webster’s)

Kate Gosselin does her best imitation of Marie Antoinette (The Blemish)

Deep Thoughts, by Melanie Griffith (Ayyyy)

Itchy weave-$2000, fee to promote men’s deoderant-$5000, bringing back bad 80’s fashion (again)-worthless (Amy Grindhouse)

Jeremy Piven to play rectal thermometer in his next Broadway showing (D-Listed)

The over under spread on Kendra Wilkinson’s boobs being bigger than her baby bump (Busy Bee Blogger)

A moment of silence for David Beckham (Yeeeah)

Dakota Fanning…the teen years (Drunken Stepfather)

Celebrities are just like us…even Beyonce (IDLYITW)

WRECKage Beyonce, celebrities, Christiano Ronaldo, David Beckham, Jennifer Aniston, Jeremy Piven, Kate Gosselin, Kendra Wilkinson, Lindsay Lohan, melanie griffith, Paris Hilton

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Anna Wintour makes the big O face (Ayyyy)

Heidi Montag…the entrepreneur (Webster’s)

Madonna has Mercy (Amy Grinhouse)

Britney Spears is finally dating someone that doesn’t look like he should be on America’s Most Wanted (Celebrilarity)

Bret Michaels vs. stage wall…nose goes, but hair is fine (Bitten and Bound)

WRECKage Anna Wintour, Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, celebrities, Heidi Montag, Madonna, reality television

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Tori Spelling has mangoes, not melons (Ayyyy)

Clay Aiken vs. Adam Lambert – who gives better gay face war is on (Webster’s)

Spencer Pratt is a stoner?  This explains a lot (The Blemish)

Julia Roberts makes her gynocologist shudder (Busy Bee Blogger)

Courtney Love should have left home without it (Jewssip)

If Candy Spelling was a wild animal, she would have eaten her young (Amy Grindhouse)

Kate Hudson just wants to spoon (DListed)

Jessica Simpson is trading in the mom jeans for plates in her lips (Fatback Media)

Jon and Kate Gosselin investigated for indentured servitude (Celebitchy)

From Britney Spears body double to WWE wrestler (Crave Online)

WRECKage A-Rod, adam lambert, American Idol, Britney Spears, Candy Spelling, celebrities, Clay Aiken, Courtney Love, Jessica Simpson, jon and kate gosselin, Julia Roberts, Kate Hudson, rachael carr, reality television, Spencer Pratt, Tori Spelling

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