Open mouth…insert foot.  That was what Eric Estrada did last night at the Cubs game.  And lucky for us (luck, in this case, is relative) he did this on tape so it’s there for posterity (or at least until they take it down).

After an ear bleeding rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for the 7th inning stretch, he gets diarrhea of the mouth with Len Kasper.

Around the 1:45 mark Estrada talks about how he’s seen his share of “child porn and he wants to do something about it.”  Then at around the 4:00 mark, he starts babbling about his stint on The Surreal Life and Ron Jeremy’s “blessing.”

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Sean Connery takes advantage of the red carpet to show everyone his wife beating prowess.  Apparently Connery’s wife, Micheline likes it a little rough and in public places.

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I see London, I see France, I see Khloe Kardashian’s underpants.  As can be seen by the split zipper in Khloe Kardashians pants, dinner at Katsuya last night must have been really good.  Hey, maybe you should be doing your sister Kim’s exercise tape: Fit in Your Jeans by Friday?  Although, knowing Kim, she probably wouldn’t give you a discount on it.

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Chloe Sevigny is usually a fashion disaster of epic proportions, but this time she’s kind of outdone herself.  She wore the same outfit, at another high profile event, less than a month ago.  Silly Chloe…did she really think that no one would notice because we’d all be too busy trying to keep up with the Michael Jackson stuff?

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Scott Storch, the one-time super producer of high profile entertainers like; Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Fat Joe, Ja Rule, Mariah Carey, Eminem, Christina Aguilera, Nas, T.I., Lil Wayne, Nelly, Jessica Simpson, Beyoncé, 50 Cent is about to put the final nail into his own coffin.

Storch is fresh out of rehab, for a cocaine habit that was completely out of control.  He’s filed for bankruptcy after blowing $30 million in six months.  Considering he was worth somewhere around $70 million in 2006, that’s a pretty bad spending habit.

Following in the footsteps of other broke musicians (Michael Jackson), Scott Storch is now selling his publishing portfolio.  The portfolio is estimated to be worth around $20 million.

But the final straw for Storch is his signing up to do a reality television show.  He’s signing up with the same group that does The Real World and Keeping Up With the Kardashians.  Why does every celebrity think that he or she is going to be the one that can “survive” doing a reality show on their own life?  I realize people have serious delusions of grandeur (and celebrities are worse than your average person), but have we/they not seen enough lives completely trashed from doing these reality shows?

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Living in LA, like I do, watching the circus today surrounding the death of Michael Jackson has been bizarre.  There’s been non-stop coverage on tv.  It’s like the head of a country died.  Listening to all the people talk about how much he meant to them…how great he was…how they didn’t let the molestation charges change the shining opinion they have of him…blah blah blah.

So the barage of speculation as to why Michael Jackson died at the age of 50 is coming fast and furious.  Here’s a few of them.

“Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing. His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.” - Jackson Aides

“…A human simply can not withstand this level of prolonged stress.” - Michael Levine

“This is a case of abuse of medications” - Brian Oxman

So, at this point, the only thing that is confirmed is that Michael Jackson is dead and that the cause is from Cardiac Arrest.

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I can’t say that I watch Jon and Kate Plus 8, but you’d have to live in a different solar system not to know who these people are and what is going on in their lives.  Well, tonight’s episode surprised no one, when Jon and Kate Gosselin announced their separation.

Jon Gosselin seems somewhat happy about his situation.  While he stated he won’t be around much this season, he did say “I’m excited and hurt at the same time.  I have a new chapter in my life.  I’m only 32 years old.”  Oh yeah and at 32 years old, a soon to be bitter ex-wife and the father of 8 kids is a real catch for some lucky girl.

Kate Gosselin pulled out the martyr mask.  “I don’t really want to be alone.  I don’t want to do this alone, but it’s required and I’ve got to do it.”  Yeah, that’s going to make for some must see tv.  Kate Gosselin losing her shit on her kids, neighbors, family – oh yeah that’s already been done, and you know she’s going to irritate the people at TLC with requests for more help and more vacations.  She’s going to push production costs on that show to Law and Order levels.

But, the divorce is already in process.  Kate filed divorce paperwork on Monday morning in Reading, PA.

“Over the course of this weekend, Jon’s activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children,” she said. “While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children.”

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Hey, Katie Price isn’t the only biotch that can rock a gold lame bathing suit.  This hot little tamale was marching in the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island.

Harvey Keitel and his wife, Daphna Kastner, took part in the 2009 Mermaid Parade at Coney Island in NYC with their son Roman. Harvey was honored as King Neptune while his Queen Mermaid Daphna joined at his side in the festivities with an array of provocative mostly naked mermaids and mermen amongst other interesting costumes  in an  effort to preserve the historical park.  You can thank me for not posting the naked pictures – trust me on this one.

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Morgan Freeman is the valedictorian of the Woody Allen School of Relationships (Bitten and Bound)

Courtney Love re-makes Dawn of the Dead (Ayyyy)

Lady GaGa getting her gaga’s off…again (Amy Grindhouse)

What’s a dad to do when his meal ticket son loses American Idol (Fatback Media)

Victoria Beckham is carrying around smaller accessories (DListed)

Steve Jobs gets the ultimate App (Evil Beet)

The second craziest man in America is Bradley Cooper,  the craziest being anyone who dates Paris Hilton (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest to team up for “I’m a trainwreck, pay attention to me” (I’m Not Obsessed)

Not content with passing on bad genetics to his daughters, Bruce Willis goes for the ultimate humilition of his girls by posing naked in a magazine (The Blemish)

Jada Pinkett Smith gives house frau’s bad advice (IDLYITW)

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At what point will someone, from her sacred inner circle, have the balls to tell Madonna that she’s not 15 and to quit dressing like this?  Are she and Lourdes competing for the attention of the same boy?

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