Celebuwreck» All of the celebrity WRECKage with none of the glamour — Celebuwreck http://www.celebuwreck.com All of the Celebrity WRECKage...with none of the glamour. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:59:22 +0000 en hourly 1 The Ultimate Michael Jackson Souvenir http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/07/09/the-ultimate-michael-jackson-souvenir/ http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/07/09/the-ultimate-michael-jackson-souvenir/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:12:28 +0000 Celebuwreck http://www.celebuwreck.com/?p=1863

Aside from owning a piece of Michael Jackson’s brain, there are laws against that btw, this could be one of the best pieces of Michael Jackson memorabilia you could get your hands on.  The item up for sale is the Michael Jackson customized bumper car ride from Neverland Ranch.

This is a one of a kind Bumper cars ride that was designed especially for Michael Jackson and used at Neverland Ranch for years.  I have had a business relationship with Michael Jackson for years and I bought 5 of his rides from Neverland Ranch and this auction is for the Neverland Bumper cars that have very many little and large personal touches by Michael Jackson.  The most evident are of all the pictures of Michael Jackson’s logo which is a little boy sitting on the moon and being in a relaxed state.  This is a large ride and comes with fence that goes around the ride which also has the picture of Michael Jackson’s logo.  Another main part of this ride is the dominant opening sign that says Neverland which is approxamently 20 feet long.  This ride was designed especially for and by Michael Jackson by Majestic Manufacturing in 1992.  Michael Jackson put in a amazing sound system along with black lights and disco balls.  The ride comes with the 16 costume made bumper cars with Michael Jackson logo on them.  The model is a, MJ 2700 with a length of 96 feet 6 inches by a width of 44 feet 6 inches. The floor size is 32 feet by 84 feet, 2688 square feet.  The pit size is 32 feet 3 inches by 84 feet 3 inches, 2717 square feet. This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity that no one should pass up.  This piece would make any Michael Jackson collection the Greatest Michael Jackson collection.

If you’re not a bumper cars kind of person, maybe you would prefer to own the Neverland Ranch Wave Swinger Ride.  That’s the ride where you sit in a swing that goes up into the sky.  That ride is also up for Auction on Ebay.

WRECKage Michael Jackson, michael jackson death

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Girl Scout Cookies Search Results on Amazon

Yep, it’s a reeeeeaaaaallllly slow news day today.  So when the bored have too much time on their hands, me, they go searching around for dumb, inane, and stupid things.  Which leads me to today’s find.

Go on over to Amazon.com.  Now, type in Girl Scout Cookies.  Let’s see what we get.  Well lookie here….we’ve got the usual “sexy girl scout costume,” a nice shiny vaginal speculum (wow, that’s a great price – why do my ob/gyn appointments cost so much then?), more costumes, another speculum (this one’s really cheap…is it really new?), hey it’s wolf urine lure…do I have a wolf pissing all over my front yard?  Is that why I get about 30 Girl Scouts pounding on my door trying to get me to buy their cookies?  What’s the opposite of wolf urine, to scare those Girl Scouts away?  Okay, back to the search results….hmmm, a Morgan Freeman cookbook.  I wonder if he’s got a recipe for Girl Scout soup.  If so, he must have a really bad wolf urine problem at his house.

WRECKage Amazon, Amazon.com, Girl Scout Cookies

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Slap Chop, ShamWoW

We all work for some purpose.  Some do it for personal fulfillment (at least that’s the bs they tell us), some for bragging rights, some do it to keep up with the annoying Jones’ and their ever increasing livery of cars, and some do it just to be able to afford that bottle of high end vodka to make our next martini.  Shamwow Vince is doing his infomercials, not for our late night entertainment benefit but to help rid us of the business of Scientology.

It seems that Vince was once a struggling comedy writer.  And if you’ve ever known anyone, in Los Angeles, that is/was a writer, their only goal is to write a script and have someone buy it and turn it into a movie.  Well, Vince was a member of Scientology and got them to back is his little flick.  In fact, they even gave him access to several D and F list celebrities.  (You didn’t think you got access to major A list celebs like Leah Remini or Jenna Elfman just because you’re a member did you?)

Ultimately, Scientology backed out of the deal and left Vince on the hook for the entire bill.  To make matters worse, they charged him and then sent him to appear in their own court. Yep, the great court of Scientology.  So now, Vince is on his own personal mission to earn money and spend it to fund his personal war against Scientology.

WRECKage Scientology, Shamwow, Shamwow Vince, Slap Chop

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Ice Penis

So, check out the cockberg found floating around Antarctica yesterday.  Yes, this is for real.  You can see the story here.

So, the vodka gimlets are kicking in…and I’m going go with the one liners as they cum come.  (ha ha, that’s 2) Deal with it!  And add your own.

  • The real Siren those seamen see
  • Mother Nature is really pissed that we keep screwing up nature
  • Would it be bigger if it weren’t so cold?
  • Those crazy polar bears
  • Insert bad penis joke here

WRECKage Antarctica, Freaks of Nature, Ice Penis, News of the Weird

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It’s been kind of a slow week in Celebrity Land so I started cruising through Craigs List and YouTube world. Wow -- talk about some weirdness out there. Sorry, creativity. Don’t ask what possessed me to look for Tranny stuff -- although maybe it’s because I decided to have a couple of margaritas this afternoon instead of my usual one glass of alcoholic “pick me up.” This is an ad that’s running in Europe right now. I’m not sure if this would make me want to buy it or run away from it, what do you think?

WRECKage Craigs List, Tranny, Transvestite, YouTube

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Golden Age Books

L. Ron Hubbard is really busy…..for a dead guy.

The Science Fiction writer, who also founded Scientology, is now releasing a bunch of westerns that he wrote. The company that is publishing the works, is owned by the Church of Spiritual Technology (Scientology) to publish and promote the works of L. Ron Hubbard.

Science Fiction was sexy in the 80’s and is/was a seductive way to bring people into the Church of Scientology. I wonder, with the popularity of the “Western” and all of the releases that have been coming out in the theater’s in the past few years, I can’t help but think that this might be the next “seduction” for potential members.

So when will we see Tom Cruise playing Wyatt Earp or in a remake of “Little House on the Prairie?”


WRECKage Galaxy Press, L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Westerns, Will Smith, Wyatt Earp

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