ShamWow guy, also known as Vince Shlomi has turned a cheap chamois into a hit.  Then he went and did the same thing for the SlapChop.  Of course, future success is debatable after he performed a PunchChop on that hooker in Miami.

Well, here comes the Catholic Church with SoulWow.  Nothing says class like the church jumping on the coattails of a guy caught not only with a prostitute, but a guy who beat up a prostitute.  But hey, maybe they’re just jealous because they haven’t been with a woman.  The best part of this video is when the ‘priest’ says: “we’ve got hundreds of priests ready to take your confession and give you that almost baptised feeling.”  Is that the line they’ve used on all those little boys?  “Nothing soothes the soul like a true confession.”  Really?  That’s what you’re selling now?  Apparently all those Catholic priests out there that haven’t confessed like their soul feeling all twisted and itchy.

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A lot of guys call in sick to work during March Madness.  Wall to wall NCAA basketball…who could blame them?  Especially the first round, which is 32 games in 2 days – roundball nirvana.  But when I saw this headline at Cleveland.com, I spit my coffee all over my computer.

It has become quite common for doctor’s (urologists) and hospitals to advertise to men to get the little snip snip during March Madness.  That way they have a legitimate reason to be home from work all day, icing their nuts, and drinking beer.   Some of the more clever tag lines for the ads are: “lower your seed for the tournament,” “Vas Madness” you get the idea.

Just consider this my helpful hint of the week.

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Looks like Bryan Cranston has something to fall back on if this whole acting thing doesn’t work out for him.  Although, given the high praise of his current show “Breaking Bad” I think this shouldn’t be a problem.  But it’s always good to have a Plan B.  Cranston’s doppleganger is Helg Sgarbi.  He’s a former investment banker that seduced some really wealthy European women, including BMW heiress Susanne Klatten, and then blackmailed them out of more than $10 million.

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If you like getting up at the butt crack of dawn….sit around in the hot sun….no bathroom for hours….and do it all with hundreds of other sweaty stinky people you don’t know and more than likely would NEVER spend any time with (even if your life depended on it).  Then you will be soooo excited with this news.  The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has opened their annual Oscar lottery for 300 bleacher seats for the mortals to watch the celebrities trip up the red carpet in all of their feathered, sequined, & ruffled finery.  So if all of this sounds like it’s something you can’t live without, here is the link to sign up for the lottery.  You can register for up to 4 seats.

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In Gloucester, Massachusetts,  the female sophomores aren’t worried about passing their standardized tests to get into 11th grade, they’re hoping that their pregnancy tests are positive.  The high school, which normally has 4 pregnant students each year, now has 17 girls (all under the age of 16) pregnant.

The ever observant school employees didn’t take notice that the school nurse had performed 150 pregnancy tests this year (oh, and there’s only 1,200 students in the entire school – do the math).  Once they started seeing all the swollen bellies, they started asking questions.  Turns out, the girls all made a pact to get pregnant and have baby showers together and raise their babies together.  Doesn’t that sound like lots of fun?

While administrators are all pissing and moaning over whether or not they should make birth control readily available to the students, they should really be working on ways to make it not “so much fun” to have a baby when you’re not even old enough to drive.

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It’s been an admittedly slow week on the Celebuwreck front. Must be that all the christian celebs are trying to be good this holy week. But that doesn’t mean that the “regular people” of this world are being good.

Just thought I’d check out Craigslist to see how far to the right the creepy meter would go.

These are from the Los Angeles Rooms/Share (ya gotta go there for some of the weirdest stuff)

Free Rent…what’s the catch?  Light housekeeping and FULL body massages must be given to this single guy (of course, he didn’t include a picture of himself)

$200 Room in NOHO…what’s the catch? Man needs personal assistance, no specifics given as to what the assistance is.  Female 18-25, must send picture and a brief profile of yourself.

Free Rent…what’s the catch?  First off, it’s in porn valley.  You can’t have a job, although you are allowed to be a student, and you’ll take care of the house for this errr…gentleman.   He’ll take care of your room/board food and gas.

These listings only made the creep meter go to 7/10.  I just couldn’t bring myself to publish the listings that sent the meter to 10/10…but they were there.

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