I’m guessing you’ve most likely never heard the name Elvis Crespo, unless you’re a fan of meringue music.  Maybe his lack of celebrity recognition was the reason why he couldn’t find a partner to join in on his sexual activities.  Despite the fact that he was just married back on March 16th, of this year, Elvis Crespo and his hand needed some intimate together time (I guess his hand was jealous of the new wife) – while sitting in his seat on a flight from Houston to Miami.

According to the police report filed by his (unlucky) seatmate, Patricia Perea,  approximately 15 minutes after takeoff Elvis and his sex buddy hand got all cozy under a blanket and then exposed himself to her.

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The breeder in California who just gave birth to octuplets is already a mother of 6 kids under the age of 7.  Ah, and she’s a single woman, in her early 30’s living with her parents in a 3 bedroom house in California.  That’s a great way to raise a family.  According to the woman’s father, they “have a much larger home somewhere else and no one will be able to find them.”  Well, now I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that we won’t be seeing this woman touting her super uterus like the Duggars or John and Kate Goselin.

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About 40 seconds in, Madonna wipes out on stage in Brazil. Don’t tell me she doesn’t lip sync.

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Sorry everyone.  This site really isn’t supposed to be about porn….but the related news just keeps cumming coming (I just couldn’t resist).  Savanna Samson, the pornstar, the Vivid Girl, the winemaker, etc. etc. is now releasing an album.  She’s not just producing an album…she wrote a bunch of the songs and performs all of them.  She’s going to be on The Howard Stern Show, on Sirius, tomorrow morning debuting the song: “Possession.”

Meh, I don’t really care about this one way or the other…I’m sure this will end up being played in the clubs…I mean they played that crap that Paris Hilton put out.  But I have to laugh a little bit at the irony of this.  Look at all the girls who were singers first and gained in popularity the more they showed their cooch, boobs, nips, and kissed girls.  Savanna’s already done all that and NOW she’s going to try singing.  Just an observation.

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Chris Brown is pissed because his new song “Electric Guitar” got leaked before his girlie Rihanna didn’t get to add her tracks.  This was supposed to be a duet.  It’s really good.  I can only imagine how it would sound with Rihanna on it…Enjoy!

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Wolfmother announced today that Myles Heskett and Chris Ross have resigned from the band.  (This is just a bit of a problem…since there are only 3 members in Wolfmother.)  Lead singer, Andrew Stockdale, plans on finding two new members and continuing on with the group.  Irreconcilable differences and not wanting to be part of a changed group were the reasons for leaving.  Hey, keep checking for “Talent” listings on Craig’s List and you’ll probably run across more info for auditions.

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It’s been a busy day for the The Barenaked Ladies…and more specifically their PR people. As you can see, we’ve got the mugshot of Steven Page and his (alleged) snorting buddy Stephanie Ford. The whole sordid story revolves around a split up marriage, a girlfriend, an evening out, a fight with the girlfriend, drunkenness, car shuffling, a bottle marked “calcium,” and some little white pills. Definitely the stuff of soap operas.

When questioned by police, Mr. Page admitted he had been snorting drugs, saying, “Yeah, it’s cocaine,” the court documents show. Police found 0.314 ounces of cocaine in capsules inside the “calcium” bottle, as well as on the table and in one of Mr. Page’s pockets.

Steven has plead not guilty to the charges and is scheduled to appear in court on August 26th.

Barenaked Ladies released a children’s album in May and have been scheduled to perform at Disney’s Music Block Party. (Disney…the home of sex, drugs, and rock & roll) But, as of this evening, they have decided to pull out of the Block Party – “…we don’t want to put Disney in an awkward position before issues involving Steven’s arrest are resolved.”

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Before you get your yarmulke all in a wad, this is not a slanderous story about a Jewish person. J-Stache is the alter-ego of one half of the 80’s pop group Hall & Oates, John Oates, to be more specific. This is also the proposed name of a cartoon, which I’m sure will be phenomenally popular (cough cough).

According to Billboard.com, Primary Wave Music Publishing, who owns a majority stake in the Hall & Oates music catalog has put together a cartoon clip and is shopping it as a show.

Oates is portrayed as a modern-day family man and finds himself enticed back to the rock star life by his mustache, which is voiced by comedian Dave Attell….Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.

Primary Wave also is involved with the Kurt Cobain music catalog, so I can only imagine the project they have in mind for him. Let’s see….Kurt magically changes into a leopard print leotard and sprouts a tail and pussycat ears, then goes on to fight crime and solve mysteries. All while his hard charging music catalog plays in the background.

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R. Kelly should be wearing a shirt that says: “I’m Ike Turner BITCH!” Although, the reference to Rick James isn’t too far off.

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After an impromptu karaoke of Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” with Mike Tyson, The Killer’s have extended an offer to Mike to join them in concert in England this summer.

Given that he claims to have helped numerous athletes suffering from mental issues this might not be such weird step for him.  But is it really a good idea for him to get into music where most bands have lots of female groupies?

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