Lady Gaga who is as well know for costumes as much as her singing has hit a new low.  Last week it looked like Lady Gaga murdered a Muppet for her skirt.  This week it looks like Lady Gaga decimated the Toys R Us Sesame street isle and sacrificed a hundred Kermit the Frog’s for her jacket.

So Lady Gaga is like the new Bjork, I guess.

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Evil Eye – the belief that the envy elicited by the good luck of fortunate people may result in their misfortune.

It seems as if Vanessa Bryant might be thinking that one (or more) of hubby Kobe Bryant’s extracurricular lady friends might be in attendance of the Espy’s.  I guess Vanessa thought that an evil eye amulet wouldn’t look right with her sausage casing dress, so she thought she would use her color coordinated nipples/areolas as her evil eye amulets.  How resourceful of her.

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Lady GaGa arrives at the Apollo in Manchester England in her most bizarre outfit to date.  Yes, that Muppet face is the skirt of Lady GaGa’s dress.

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Designer to the douchebags of the world, Christian Audigier, and Douchebag Father of the Year, Jon Gosselin, were partying together in St. Tropez.  Even though Gosselin was parading around the Riviera with his new girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, it wasn’t all play time.

Audigier was so flattered by seeing Gosselin wearing his douchewear (which Audigier sent to the Gosselin family), that he and Jon Gosselin are now going to design a line of children’s clothes together.  So the little one’s can look likr little bedazzled douches sooner in life.

Reportedly, Jon isn’t going to be the only one with input on this line.  His new girl toy will be working on the clothing line with him.  Given the fact that Hailey Glassman is the 22 year old daughter of Gosselin’s soon to be ex-wife’s plastic surgeon, we’re pretty sure she’s ther perfect person to work on a children’s clothing line.

Jon is clearly a rube that’s going to end up like one of those mega millions lottery winners that’s broke and homeless just a couple of years after winning all that money.  He’s clearly in over his head.  What guy uses the line “hey babe, want to go to St. Tropez and play on a yacht and be part of a clothing line with Christian Audigier?” on a girl from Pennsylvania?  Most guys I know would go to St. Tropez alone, and hit on a different model every day.  And definitely wouldn’t be sharing a contract with some chic.

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WRECKage Christian Audigier, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin

Emma Watson braved the elements last night at the premier of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, but it looks like the wind got the upper hand.  While Watson was greeting her fans who came out to see her, the slit in her dress gave way revealing her panties.  How refreshing, a starlet who wears panties and we’re only seeing the fronts of them.  Clearly Emma Watson is not an American celebrity, because by now we’d also know if she waxes, shaves or goes au naturel.

(Photo Source: Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

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Hayden Panettiere was on with David Letterman last night and was practically naked.  She seems to be making good on her promise that her nudity in I Love You Beth Cooper won’t be the last time you see her girlie bits.

This dress makes her look like she’s auditioning for The Housewives of New Jersey.  Couldn’t she be the Bethany Frankel of Jersey?  But should the whole naked thing not work out for Hayden in the movies, there’s always Playboy (well, at least for now).

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Eh, by the time I wrote the headline and posted the picture, I figured out that it wasn’t Samantha Ronson after all.  It’s Jared Leto.  I have such a hard time telling those two apart sometimes.  I wonder if Jared is missing his Lindsay (Lohan) and thought he’d try looking like Samantha to steal her back?

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Here’s Adrien Brody doing his best impersonation of a cool celebrity.  No, he’s not waiting to audition for the next Glory Hole Boys production.  Adrien is attending an event at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin.

Seriously, this is not a look that is good on anyone.  Just a note to the male audience…

• If your chest resembles your girlfriends cooch on week 8 after a waxing…don’t expose it
• Unless your name is Domenico Dolce or Stefano Gabbana you can not pull off the lightweight, v-neck, striped sweater
• The only time you should have your girlfriend’s wife beater tied around your neck is if the two of your are in a private place having rough sex

So see, sometimes it’s not such a good thing to be Adrien Brody.

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Looks like BRAVO has been holding out on us.  They may be trying to keep us busy with Project Runway and The Fashion Show, but their special guest at The Fashion Show Finale was none other than the Heat Miser himself.

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Solange Knowles, kid sister to Beyonce, has long suffered major fashion disasters that have been heavily documented.  But at least for a nano-second, we get to see Solange wearing some outfits that look like normal clothes. Of course, it’s because she’s doing an ad campaign for Op clothing.

But let’s take a look at the rest of the motley crew they’ve got shilling these “college clothes.”  Sophia Bush, Joel Madden, Brody Jenner, AnnaLynne McCord, and Cody Linley.  Really?  Has the economy gotten so bad that these relatively well-known celebrities are doing a campaign for a clothing line sold at Wal-Mart?  The only person in this ad that makes even the smallest amount of sense is Disney star – Cody Linley.

Since Joel Madden is doing this campaign, for something that makes no sense given his career, I’m thinking I could probably get Good Charlotte to play at our summer block party for the cost of a keg of beer and some hot dogs.

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WRECKage Annalynne McCord, Brody Jenner, Cody Linley, Joel Madden, Solange Knowles, Sophia Bush