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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

July 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Apparently Salma Hayek isn’t that into Gucci
Kate Moss blames it on the modeling. It must be, because we all know that cocaine is an antioxidant
Tyra needs to change the name of her show from America’s Next Top Model, to Let’s See Who’s on Facebook Today
It’s the Where’s Waldo of Sarah Jessica’s face
Sally Struther’s […]

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Mid-Week WRECKage

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

This is what happens when you encourage your daughter that she can do anything she puts her mind to
It wasn’t the shape that gave Jay-Z wood, it was the melon
It’s true….girls really do like nerds
Mr. I Beat My Wife vs Mr. I Cheat On My Wife…are you kidding me?
OMG…David Beckham who?
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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

July 13th, 2008 · No Comments

A vapid remake of Bonnie and Clyde?
Dane Cook is getting the SU-FI from his landlord, and following it up by taking him to court
Because nothing says family entertainment like watching a drug addled old man bite the head off a bat
Animal kingdom: the otter or the bear?
One would think having a “square” named for them […]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

July 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Mommy, Mommy….please don’t go Mommy
Why would a guy have sex with an 18 year old when he could be bagging a hot 51 year old cougar?
The love affair of the century is over? How can I believe in love anymore?
Ahhhh the joys of reality television and celebrity parents being famewhores
A-Rod proving he still has […]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

June 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Madonna steps out without her wedding ring and an ounce of fashion sense
Having a five head is no longer shameful…own your five head girl
“If you visualize your goal, you can attain it.” Jessica Simpson’s mantra for landing her next husband
This will definitely help with Miley Cyrus‘ image
Even other galaxies will think Americans are weird […]

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Mid-Week WRECKage

June 25th, 2008 · No Comments

What do you do after you cut off your husband’s penis? Apparently you don’t go to Disneyland
Where do actresses go when they’re not hot anymore and they’re not willing to get back together with hepatitis riddled ex to get attention?
Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s pretend we’re poor and wear that stuff they […]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

June 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Patterned fabric only makes your sofa look big
And the countdown begins
Paris re-defines the celebrity spokesmodel role by promoting the fresh feeling of douching while hanging out with a douche
Who knew anyone was actually paying attention to Britney Murphey’s career
The only thing that could make us more proud, as parents, is if he knocks up a […]

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