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Sarah Silverman is Princess Fluffy

October 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I love Sarah Silverman. Her sarcastic raunchy wit makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants. And this dress gives me almost the same reaction. This thing looks like it belongs on a Midwestern high school sophomore for her homecoming dance. So that means it’s appropriate for a 14 year […]

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In Case You’re Ever on Jeopardy

October 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Answer: Wasilla, Alaska
Question: What city, in 2003, was named the “Duct Tape Capital of the World?” Because it used/purchased more duct tape than any other city in the world.
And to celebrate this triumph…and of course ride on the coattails of their most famous citizen (Sarah Palin), tonight they are having a duct tape fashion […]

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WTF is Up With These Headbands?

September 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Ta-da….Lauren Conrad wearing her headband in Vegas.  Have you noticed the particular girls who have been spotted wearing these things?  I’m convinced it’s just a stylish way to keep their brains inside their heads.  I have to admit though, they do look better than the ass hat that Heidi Montag wears around town.  Yes, that […]

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Nip Slip of the Day

September 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Oops. Mischa Barton has something new to bitch about, instead of her cellulite being focused on. Now the photographers are focusing on her escaping boobie.
Jump in for the NSFW picture.
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Maria Bello Does the 70’s

September 17th, 2008 · No Comments

An open letter to Maria Bello:
Dear Maria….the 70’s called and they want their mardi gras, sequin coated butterfly back to attach to their float.  In your case, the top is wearing you, and that’s not the way it should be.  If you’re going to go with the 70’s fashion…do it all the way.  You don’t […]

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Julianne Moore Frees the Fish

September 17th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve come to the conclusion that maybe Julianne Moore has decided to wear ill fitting dresses to make a point.  What point is that you ask?  To make everyone want to see her in some form of nakedness because she looks much better au naturel as opposed to the frumpy, and sometimes bad color choice, […]

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Shannen Doherty Sloppy Seconds

September 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Dear Shannen:
I know you don’t need the job on 90210.  You’ve got plenty of money and you were just happy being at home doing whatever it is that you do.  But thank you for gracing us with your presence for 4 truly lovely episodes of 90210.  It’s wonderful to see you out and about in […]

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