I realized, after I wrote this headline, that I could be talking about how Sherri Shepherd has a job….but that’s that mystery has yet to be solved. Maybe one of those super bright Nobel Peace Prize winners could work on that for next year. Meanwhile….Sherri “how do I function in life” Shepherd has bestowed on […]
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Great Mysteries of Life Exposed
July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
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Say it Ain’t So
July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
The literary world was stunned today by a revelation from Katie Price aka Jordan. She doesn’t write her own books!
“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said.
“I don’t have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to […]
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Just Call him Matt of the Jungle
July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
Matthew Mcconaughey recounts his labor experience with OK! Magazine.
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. “I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing […]
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Christian Lost his Shit
July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
Christian Bale reportedly lost his shit on the set of Terminator 4 last week. When the director of cinematography, Shane Hurlbut (insert juvenile joke here) messed up a shot, Christian screamed that he was going to “kick his ass,” among other niceties.
Eh, I’m not putting too much stock into this story. I mean, who hasn’t […]
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The Dark Knight is Having a Pretty Dark Morning
July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Christian Bale is sitting in a London Police Station this morning answering questions, after being arrested, regarding claims that he assaulted his mom and sister after the movie premier of The Dark Knight. Mom and sis pressed charged…thus the arrest.
We’ll have to wait and see how this one pans out.
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Courtney Love is this Generation’s Shakespeare
July 19th, 2008 · No Comments
Courtney Love has applied her Shakespearean writing talents to her blog again in a rather nonsensical rant against Ryan Adams. Courntney, who seems to take to the vampire hours of overnight for her writing jaunts (as can also be seen by her blue white color of her moon tanned skin) has unleashed her KooKoo Cherry […]
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Pop the Champagne Corks all the Kardashians can Party this Weekend
July 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Khloe Kardashian got out of jail just in time to celebrate the Kardashian show being picked up for a third season on E!. What? You didn’t even know she was missing for 173 minutes today? Oh yeah….she reported to the Lynnwood Women’s Correctional Facility this morning to check herself in for her 30 day sentence […]
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