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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Kenny Chesney

September 29th, 2008 · No Comments

As if country music wasn’t depressing enough…now you can drown yourself in Kenny Chesney Rum.  Yep, another musician is working with an alcohol company to release some kind of booze.  I’m not sure if all these musicians are getting involved in alcohol deals because the music industry is just not making them any money or […]

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Hillbilly Beers are The Next Big Thing

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Hey, if Jessica Simpson can find someone who likes her beer farts, Kid Rock thinks he can do the same thing.   The plans are for him to launch a “premium domestic beer.”  Ummmmm….I don’t really get the whole “premium” vibe from Kid Rock.  Maybe like a Pabst Blue Ribbon kind of thing or Schlitz […]

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Barbie is More Damaging than a Missile

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Iran has determined that Barbie and Ken are detrimental to the youth of their country.  So in response, they’ve created Dara and Sara dolls.  The perception of Barbie is that she wears revealing clothes, is well-endowed and the girls who play with her are believed to then grow up to become women who reject Iranian […]

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Britney Spears is Really Tyra Banks?

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Media Takeout has revealed some very interesting stuff this morning.  If you thought Britney Spears looked a little too photoshopped in her promotional shots for her upcoming single…you would be partially correct.  I thought they nipped in her waist and lengthened her legs.  Turns out, they just popped her head on to Tyra Banks’ body.  […]

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United Airlines Continues to Make Friends

September 15th, 2008 · No Comments

United Airlines really doesn’t want you to fly their airline.  Unless, of course, you’re a nudist.  Back in June, they started charging $15 for your first checked bag and $25 for your second bag.  Apparently the ticket price, plus the additional baggage charges weren’t much of a deterrent because now, all flights after November 10th […]

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Russell Simmons Wants You to “Live the Dream”

September 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Russell Simmons, in his benevolence, wants everyone to be able to “Live the Dream.”  How does he intend to spread the dream for everyone?  He’s created a new pre-paid Visa card for people to use.  And to make sure your stylin’ when you use it, you can choose from the Black Rush Card or the […]

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The Velvet Teddy Bear Schtick Doesn’t Work with the Government

August 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Rueben Studdard seems to have forgotten to pay someone, after his big American Idol win…the government.  The Birmingham News is reporting he owes $193,000 in back taxes.  Oops!  They’ve gone so far as to place liens on all of his properties (whatever those may be).  An entertainment complex has been scheduled to be built in […]

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