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Who’s Picture is in Your Wallet?

January 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments

David Mackie, a salesman from Oklahoma, decided to take advantage of Capital One’s offer to personalize his credit card with an image.  What image did he choose?  Nick Nolte’s 2002 Mugshot.  Hahahahahahahahaha – brilliant.  As you can see, the bank printed out the card and mailed to Mr. Mackie.  A couple of days later, the [...]

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Yay! The Banana Splits are Back!!!!

August 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Warner Brothers is bringing back my favorite show, as a kid, The Banana Splits.  I watched them in re-runs, but nothing is better than those kids shows that had characters seemingly created during some drug induced creative session (Snorks polka-dotted ears, H.R. Pufnstuf, a talking flute named Freddie – I rest my case).  Of course, [...]

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Who Needs Internet Dating Sites

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

This is brilliant!  Who needs internet dating sites?  Now you can see your potential date or “friend” in person and have their contact information.  I just found this company that will print your phone number or website…or whatever, on your g-string.  You know you’re already sporting the “whale tail” and getting guys to look…why not [...]

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A Blogger’s Dream Come True

August 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Millions of people are having their dreams realized this week!  Scientists have created a pill that allows you to sit on your ass, burn more calories, and – when forced to exercise – can perform better.  WOO HOO!!!!!  Except, right now, it’s only been tested on mice.  But hey, this means that us bloggers can [...]

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ABC is Summer Lovin’ and Havin’ a Blast

June 25th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m not the biggest fan of reality television. Seriously, I’m not. The premise of a lot of the shows sounds pretty good, but whoever they have casting these things is clearly some reject casting agent that couldn’t make it in the real entertainment world, so with their 2 minutes of experience, some low [...]

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The Difference Between a British Guy and an American Guy

May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Prince William has been trained very well.  If this had been an 25 year old American guy, in the same situation, his eyes would have been popping out of his head and the next picture would have been him doing a body shot off of her neck.
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Julianne Moore, MILF or Mermaid – You Decide

April 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Julianne Moore, MILF du jour, is really out promoting her movies.  She’s got some films that will be appearing at the Tribeca Film Festival so hey, why not show some tits in French Vogue?  The 47 year old, mother of 2, looks pretty damn good if you ask me.  But what I think is pretty [...]

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