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Michael Phelps isn’t the Only Swimmer Getting a Paycheck

February 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments

You can’t really say that Michael Phelps didn’t get this gig because of “Bong Gate.”  I would say it has a lot more to do with the fact that his teeth aren’t exactly the type that the Michigan Dental Association wants to brag about on their posters.  So even though Phelps trains in Michigan, they [...]

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Jenny Craig Scores Another Chubby

December 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Jenny Craig has signed another overweight actress to slim down – Phylicia Rashad.  An interesting choice, considering most people don’t really know who she is anymore, although she is a prolific Broadway performer.  Like I said…most people don’t know who she is.
It was at least fun to watch Kirstie Alley.  She’s a little crazy and [...]

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Oh Shit, it’s Wednesday

November 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Hi….sorry I’m so bad at posting today. I’m back with my family in Coldville, aka Cleveland. It was snowing like crazy when I landed and snowed most of the day after that. Today, it’s just freezing cold. I’m wrapped head to toe in anything I can find that will keep me [...]

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Martha Stewart Might get to See a Courtroom Again

November 18th, 2008 · No Comments

A lawsuit was filed against KMart and Martha Stewart Omnimedia for making defective furniture.  Patrick Albanese, a professional magician; a banjo player; and self-proclaimed hand model, has sued because when he was moving a lounge chair, the legs collapsed crushing his finger between the chair and a deck.  The fingertip was surgically re-attached and is [...]

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Wax On Wax Off for Jaden Smith

November 11th, 2008 · No Comments

No, I’m not talking about a 10 year old getting waxed in Hollywood – although that probably does happen!  In another case of recycling movies from the 80’s, Jaden Smith is going to be in The Karate Kid.  The part that Ralph Macchio played.  No word yet on who will play Mr. Miyagi.  But daddy, [...]

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While the Girls Design the Boys Play

October 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It seems like everyday, there’s another “actress” turning into a “designer” and launching some kind of clothing line.  Well, while the ladies are working, the boys are playing and getting endorsement deals.  Ashton Kutcher is shilling for Nikon and now Justin Timberlake has been signed by Callaway Golf to endorse their products.   At least [...]

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Jessica Biel Speaks, Sort of

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Errrr….more precisely, she blogs. The self-proclaimed technophobe has taken the plunge and now has a MySpace page: MySpace/Jessica Biel. It’s a slippery slope my dear. Once you start, you need to keep it up.  Justin Timberlake isn’t listed as one of her friends yet.

Hello MySpace!
Okay, so I’m sitting in my [...]

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