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Jon and Kate Plasticate

July 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

As if we don’t have enough Jon and Kate Gosselin in our lives now you can have Jon Gosselin or Kate Gosselin be with you at every moment.  I present to you the Jon and Kate Gosselin dolls.

I am truly disappointed that there wasn’t a greater attempt to make these two more lifelike though.  Where is Kate’s upside down mullet?  Where is Jon’s beer gut?  The company calls them Jon and Kate Plus 8 Action Dolls.  If they wanted to make real Jon and Kate Action Dolls it would be more correct to have a rubber Kate vagina and replica of Jon’s penis – since these are the only two parts of these people that have any action.

If you just have to have a Gosselin of your own, you can get them here.

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