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Notes From the Swiss Cheese Mind of Amy Winehouse

June 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Ah, what a lovely day here in St. Lucia.  Look at me, Amy Winehouse, walking upright under my own power.  I wonder what Blakey is up to today?  I know I’m planning on doing a couple of rum shooters with the tourists and then get into some heavier stuff, with my horsey and Rasta boy later on.  But more importantly, what can I do that will surprise people, aside from the fact that I have defied the laws of physicality by not dying from my crack habit?  I know…I Amy Winehouse will have black children.  I will make a perfect mum!

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