Oh, Amy. You look so happy these days, what with your role on Private Practice and all, and we’re all happy to see you smiling and working, but you just can’t quite get the dressing thing down. This really is baby shower diaphanous table covering re-purposed. I get that every Hollywood starlet is now pregnant and baby showers are getting as plentiful as award shows, and almost as lucrative for guests, taking the table’s centerpiece is one thing but taking the tablecloth is in another ballpark.
Let’s also discuss the fact that the dress doesn’t fit properly, as witnessed by the armpit spillage on top, the length is all wrong (when you are a woman of a certain age and your knees have more knobs than a hand of ginger your dress should fall at or below said knobs), and the geriatric wedge shoes only further reveal that you are a Hollywood actress having issues dealing with the fact that you look older than you feel.
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