Biggest Loser contestants, and cousins, Dane Patterson and Blaine Cotter competed in the Nashville Country Music Marathon and finished in 5 hours 47 minutes and 20 seconds. The only thing I could do for that long is sleep. Dane’s starting weight was 395 pounds and Blaine’s starting weight was 360 pounds. Nice work guys!
Tags: CelebuWRECKS
Kim Kardashian paraded around New York this weekend wearing a blonde hairpiece leftover from a photo shoot she did. I think she looks like a really bad imitation of Beyonce/Jessica Alba. According to her blog, she’s considering doing this to her hair for real. Thoughts?
Tags: CelebuWRECKS · Glamour WRECKs
Tags: CelebuWRECKS · Glamour WRECKs
Heidi Montag married Spencer Pratt on Saturday, and apparently it’s for real this time. Everything was, of course, caught on tape for the season finale of The Hills.
Tags: CelebuWRECKS · Relationship WRECKs
I thought Diane Kruger had already found her Prince (Ayyyy)
If Chelsea Stone has beard burn on her chesticles…I think she’s got a pretty strong case (Dlisted)
Beyonce’s sound board audio is as altered as her body is in her photo shoots (Amy Grindhouse)
Gwenyth gives Mario Batali a gym membership. Wouldn’t she be a better friend if she bought him some real shoes? (The Blemish)
Will Ferrell thinks drinking pee is easier than getting a movie deal (FListed)
Tila Tequila still can’t decide which way she rolls (Drunken Stepfather)
Lady Gaga is a firm believer in gloving up in latex (Dirty Rotten Whore)
What would Cliff Huxtable say about this? (Bossip)
Mickey Rourke needs a little Queer Eye (Busy Bee Blogger)
Of gay bloggers and conservative beauty queens (Jezebel)
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Just in case you missed it. Meaning just in case you were on the Space Station for the last 6 months, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married today. Yes, I know with all the fuckery these two are behind does anybody really care? For the sake of “celebrity” gossip, it is my sworn duty to report on more of their fabricated bullshit…so here goes.
Tags: CelebuWRECKS · Relationship WRECKs
Bea Arthur, best known as Maude (on the television show Maude) and Dorothy (from The Golden Girls) has died today at the age of 86. According to her family she died of Cancer.
Tags: CelebuWRECKS · RIP WRECKage
