Even with the down economy, people are still spending lots of money on their weddings. I mean, Heidi Montag spent $19,000 on her wedding dress, so you know you’ve got that to keep up with that. But the receptions that people are throwing for themselves have everything from passed hors d’oeuvres, customized specialty drinks, mile high cakes and ice sculpture/liquor luges. So as a service to you pending brides and grooms, I have supplied you with a picture to take to your ice sculptor. Tori Spelling’s cleavage has the perfect shape and loopy curves necessary for chilling your beverages perfectly before they hit your glass. I would sooner take this picture of Tori Spelling to my ice sculptor before I took it to my plastic surgeon as a depiction of what I would like.
Pictures to Show Your Wedding Planner, not Your Plastic Surgeon
April 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment
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