Jessica Simpson, who used to be one of America’s favorite blondes has really gotten to the point where she just doesn’t care anymore. Saturday night she went to Beso with Tony Romo, her dad, and sister Ashlee. From all the pictures there are of her, on this little outing, there isn’t one that doesn’t look like she had been sucking on a lemon all night. Everyone else was smiling and looking like they had a good time.
It must have been a dinner where everyone was gushing over Ashlee: Ashlee’s career (on the upswing again), Ashlee’s baby (how cute the little guy is), Ashlee’s marriage (how great that little emo twit Pete Wentz is), and Ashlee’s fantastic post pregnancy body. By the time the topic of conversation switched to Jessica, the only time they had left was used up by asking her: what are you going to do now that your record label dropped you? And how did you get grandma to finally re-cover her couch and convince her to make you a dress out of the old fabric?
Fortunately for Jessica, there wasn’t time left to ask her what could have been so important that you couldn’t have taken the time to wash your hair?, how are you still affording those Juviderm injections for your lips?, and is Tony just using you for decorating advice or is he ever going to marry you and give us some grandbaby’s like our little Ashlee did?
0 responses so far ↓
There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.
Leave a Comment