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Entries from April 2009

Carrie Prejean Wins Scholarships and Boobs

April 30th, 2009 · 2 Comments

While Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is out on her world crusade against same sex marriage we just keep learning more and more about her.  Shanna Moakler, yes that Shanna Moakler, was interviewed by Billy Bush for Access Hollywood.  Shanna is actually the Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, and she confirmed to Billy that [...]

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Brad Pitt has a Large Package

April 30th, 2009 · No Comments

Normally we get to see Brad Pitt carrying one of his cute kids around ________(insert your city of choice here). But today, he’s not carrying around such a cute little bundle of joy. (Although I’m sure he’s cute to someone.)

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Kelly McGillis is Looking for a Pink Top Gun

April 30th, 2009 · No Comments

Kelly McGillis, most known for her role in the testosterone filled movie Top Gun, has come out in an interview with SheWired.com that she is a lesbian. Although she has been married, to men, twice she is now looking for a woman.

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Adrien Brody Channeling Jeff Spicoli to Woo Robin Wright Penn?

April 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Adrien Brody must be a follower of The Secret. What other explanation could there possibly be for him dressing like this unless he was hoping with all the Hollywood movie re-makes in the works, that he’d be cast to play Jeff Spicoli in the Fast Times at Ridgemont High remake. Either that, or he found out about Sean Penn filing for separation, again, from Robin Wright Penn and he thought ‘what the hell…she fell for the Spicoli type once before….’

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Life in LA can Resume to Normal…Pamela Anderson is Home

April 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Words can not describe my feelings regarding the return of Pamela Anderson to LA, from her pole duties in New York where she ushered in the newest stripclub to the New York skyline and upscale steak house. Probably because there are no words…just sounds of wreching.

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Look What the Wolverine Dragged Out

April 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Cheater – Anti Semite – Alcoholic – Homophobic – Traditionalist Catholic Mel Gibson (that’s more surnames than a twice divorced Spaniard would have) stepped out in public with his girlfriend (and maybe baby mama) Oksana Grigorieva at last nights Wolverine movie premiere.

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Pictures to Show Your Wedding Planner, not Your Plastic Surgeon

April 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Even with the down economy, people are still spending lots of money on their weddings. I mean, Heidi Montag spent $19,000 on her wedding dress, so you know you’ve got that to keep up with that. But the receptions that people are throwing for themselves have everything from passed hors d’oeuvres, customized specialty drinks, mile high cakes and ice sculpture/liquor luges. So as a service to you pending brides and grooms, I have supplied you with a picture to take to your ice sculptor.

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