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Entries from March 2009

Kyra Sedgwick Rebuilding Her Portfolio with OJ

March 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

It’s been no secret that Kyra Sedgwick and hubby Kevin Bacon lost all their savings in the Berni Madoff hedge fund cluster f**k.  So now we’re seeing the stoic resolve of the television and movie star, with Sedgwick resorting to the schilling of products… in this case Tropicana Orange Juice.  It’s so refreshing to see [...]

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Frankie Muniz Out on the Town with His Hot Girlfriend

March 30th, 2009 · 8 Comments

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We haven’t seen much of Frankie Muniz yet this year, but he stepped out on Saturday night with his smokin’ hot girlfriend Elycia Turnbow (also known as Elycia Marie).  These two have been together for over a year now.  In Hollywood terms that’s practically a silver anniversary.
Since Muniz is living in [...]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

March 29th, 2009 · No Comments

You say preggo… I say Octopussy (Teeny Manolo)
Dualing irrelevant autobiographies by people with bad hair… Bret Michaels vs. Miley Cyrus (Celebitchy)
Men with pussies (The Frisky)
You can slap chop an onion but not a hooker (Evil Beet)
Joaquin Phoenix is a taint (Webster’s)
Hilary Duff putting more junk in her trunk (Drunken Stepfather)
Katherine Heigl is trying hard not [...]

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Mystery Solved, Lady Gaga is really Paris Hilton

March 29th, 2009 · No Comments

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Okay, Lady Gaga is not Paris Hilton but Paris clearly is feeling a bit threatened by the blonde leotard lover.  That’s got to be the only explanation for this geometric nipple centric codpiece attached to that velvet box.  Hahahahaha… a velvet box shaped skirt is the closest Paris Hilton is going [...]

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Ashton Kutcher Wax Off on Film

March 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Sorry to disappoint ladies, Ashton Kutcher is not whacking off he’s waxing off.  But at least you get to see his chest, if you’re interested.  He posted the video clip via Twitter, but also loaded it up on Youtube.  During the process, which is very reminiscent of The 40 Year Old Virgin (minus the buddies [...]

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Dueling Burger Pornstars

March 27th, 2009 · 4 Comments

I thought I’d give you a little intellectual stimulation, if not groin area stimulation, to kick off your weekend.  The internet is burning up with everyone gushing (no pun intended) about Padma Lakshmi and her Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. commercial where she’s receiving oral pleasure from a western bacon cheeseburger.  Padma, being the giver that she is [...]

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Celebrity Makes for Strange Bedfellows

March 27th, 2009 · No Comments

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Okay, so they’re not in bed together but would you have ever thought that Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin would be shopping together?  They were hanging out at Kitson the other day doing a little shopping and playing with makeup together.  I never would have even thought Kathy Griffin would know [...]

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