Yep, it’s a reeeeeaaaaallllly slow news day today. So when the bored have too much time on their hands, me, they go searching around for dumb, inane, and stupid things. Which leads me to today’s find.
Go on over to Amazon.com. Now, type in Girl Scout Cookies. Let’s see what we get. Well lookie here….we’ve got the usual “sexy girl scout costume,” a nice shiny vaginal speculum (wow, that’s a great price – why do my ob/gyn appointments cost so much then?), more costumes, another speculum (this one’s really cheap…is it really new?), hey it’s wolf urine lure…do I have a wolf pissing all over my front yard? Is that why I get about 30 Girl Scouts pounding on my door trying to get me to buy their cookies? What’s the opposite of wolf urine, to scare those Girl Scouts away? Okay, back to the search results….hmmm, a Morgan Freeman cookbook. I wonder if he’s got a recipe for Girl Scout soup. If so, he must have a really bad wolf urine problem at his house.
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