Okay, Lady Gaga is not Paris Hilton but Paris clearly is feeling a bit threatened by the blonde leotard lover. That’s got to be the only explanation for this geometric nipple centric codpiece attached to that velvet box. Hahahahaha… a velvet box shaped skirt is the closest Paris Hilton is going to come to having her box called Velvet. Usually her box is referred to as either the great black hole or the Valtrex hideaway. Which reminds me… earlier in the evening she attended Perez Hilton’s birthday party at the Viper Room where a once great actor entered then died outside as a result of drugs(River Phoenix – look it up if you don’t know who he is). That’s also kind of like Paris Hilton’s box. Once a penis enters, it needs to start taking drugs so it doesn’t die. Dear Doug Reinhardt, I hope you’re double gloving it.
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