I thought I’d give you a little intellectual stimulation, if not groin area stimulation, to kick off your weekend. The internet is burning up with everyone gushing (no pun intended) about Padma Lakshmi and her Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. commercial where she’s receiving oral pleasure from a western bacon cheeseburger. Padma, being the giver that she is does give the viewer a little something by hiking up her low cut dress about halfway through.
But how quickly we forget about the original burger slut: Paris Hilton. Remember when Hilton soaped herself up to crawl on top of a Bentley to wash it and slurp down while basically performing in a PG-13 rated sex tape promoting the BBQ burger for the chain? Her performance there was better than her first celebrity sex tape… but then practice makes perfect.
Both Padma Lakshmi and Paris Hilton are sexy in their own way, but I’m not sure how believable either one is a burger spokeswhore. Padma is Hindu and is eating beef and Hilton eating anything but air or penis is a stretch I just can’t believe in. But then again, porn is pretty much a fantasy world whether you’re talking about pornstar sex or pornstar burger eating.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Oral Sex // Mar 27, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Pickle and pepper bar also adds a different choice from other burger joints. Oral Sex
2 raincoaster // Mar 28, 2009 at 4:47 AM
Padma’s a bit of an omnivore as I understand it. I know a lot of Hindus who eat beef, just as I know a lot of Jews who eat pork.
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4 Sue // Mar 28, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Is it possible that I’m considering switching teams after watching both of these?
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