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An open letter to Geri Halliwell:

We all know that you’ve broken off your engagement to Fabrizio Politi so you must be feeling a little sexually frustrated at the moment.  I get it, I’m a woman.  But, there is a time and a place for where you take and use your sex toys and it’s not in your bubble dress at a movie premiere.  Not only does it look like your rabbit is making a break for it, it also looks like it’s taking your dress as a prisoner as it makes its escape.  Just a little fyi… you can get yourself some panties with a remote control that should get you through movie premieres without making you look desperate.

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