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Entries from January 2009

Jean Paul Gaultier Stuns Again

January 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments

This is fantastic!  Jean Paul Gaultier closed his show with 51 year old Ines de la Fressange.  Ines was the first supermodel to ever sign exclusively with a fashion house, Chanel, back in the 80’s.  Ines says that she is not making a modeling comeback, this was a one-time thing.  If this isn’t proof that [...]

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A New Year and New Hair

January 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Our ever beloved wack-a-doo, Courtney Love, has decided leave her blonde tresses behind.  If she thinks the darker color will make us take her more seriously, she’s sadly mistaken.
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Mid-Week WRECKage

January 28th, 2009 · No Comments

It was a slow week for catching MySpace predators (Candy Kirby)
So this is how Hef’s girlfriends are okay with the octogenerian: apparently they must have glaucoma (Drunken Stepfather)
Would somebody please give Lisa Rinna a job so she can buy some underwear? (Go Fug Yourself)
Breasts like soft pillows but a waist like a sofa? (Racked LA)
Bangin’ [...]

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Annalynne McCord and Her Posse

January 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Annalynne McCord has been showing up to events with a pussy posse lately.  The usual psychology behind going places with a group of girls is that the pretty girl hangs out with uglier girls to maker herself look better.  If Annalynne thinks these girls are uglier than she is, she needs to reevaluate the opinion [...]

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Now These are Some Resolutions

January 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Hunter/Rocker Ted Nugent, bucking to become the next Charleton Heston for the NRA graced us with his list of resolutions for 2009.
For this new year, I think I will stick with my proven modus operandi of excellence — only bigger and better.
Upgrade: It’s good for you. Pursuant, I will:
* Work harder and smarter, maximize and [...]

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Avril Lavigne and Her Latest Disaster

January 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Avril Lavigne was out and about Los Angeles yesterday doing a photo shoot for her clothing line, Abbey Dawn.  From her press realease last year, this clothing was supposed to be “edgy” and representative of her “skater lifestyle.”  Mmmmmm okay?!!  This doesn’t look edgy or skaterish, but what do I know…I’m neither edgy nor a [...]

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The New Jessica Simpson

January 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Jessica Simpson’s career has gotten to the point where she’s performing at radio station sponsored chili cook offs.  This is what happens when your daddy is your manager and changes his focus to your sister’s life which is infinitely more exciting and your boyfriend who is way more famous than you.  But I digress….didn’t you [...]

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