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Waaaaaahhhhh I’m Fat & I Don’t Know Why

December 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Oprah
So Oprah announced she weighs 200 pounds and she blames it on a thyroid problem that scared her into not exercising.  Ugh….shut up!  As you can tell, I’m no Oprah disciple.  I don’t really care if she’s skinny or fat, but since she brought this up and is using it to shill her O Magazine and some new segment on her show I just couldn’t ignore it.

Every other time she’s lost weight, she’s done it in some bizarre/unnatural way, like a liquid diet.  Yep, she’s got a personal chef, Art Smith.  He’s been her chef for 10 years.  How did she gain the weight?  Check out what he cooks for her.  Are you kidding me?  No wonder she’s got a thyroid problem.  Hell, she’s probably got a heart problem after eating that.  When Oprah had lost all that weight in the 90’s, her personal chef was Rosie Daley.  (A chef that Oprah poached from Cal-A-Vie spa in Vista, California)

So Oprah…get into a shrink to find out what food is compensating for in your life…step away from the table…get off your ass…and quit making excuses because unfortunately lots of women hang on your every word and action and all you’re doing now is giving them one more excuse to stuff one more double stuff Oreo into their pie hole.

WRECKage Art Smith, O Magazine, Oprah, Oprah Gains Weight, Oprah Winfrey

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