That deafening silence you’re hearing right now is not the reaction you’re getting from your mother for bringing home your new tattooed biker dude boyfriend. It’s actually the sound you hear when Ann Coulter has her jaw wired shut. Oh, yeah somehow Ms. Coulter finds herself with a broken jaw during the Holidays. Aww…too bad. [...]
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Well, here we go. Katie Holmes is going to be the face for Prada’s “affordable” line of clothing, Miu Miu. She’ll be replacing Johnny Depp’s significant other, Vanessa Paradis. So I guess Tommy Boy gets his wish, keeping Katie (sorry Kate) out of the acting limelight a bit longer. So if she’s doing this little [...]
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Yep, Amy Winehouse is in the hospital again. For what? Adverse reaction to medication. Hmmmmm….me thinks the only “medication” she’s on is crack and vodka. So yeah, I suppose it’s quite possible to continue to have adverse reactions to those “medications.” Besides, what could she possibly have prescribed to her except maybe methadone? If running [...]
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MTV’s resident bisexual hit up the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Vegas this past weekend…and guess who she made out with? Nope, not Justin Long – apparently that was just a passing penis fad. Nope, she was back with Courtney Semel. Apparently the two had an unbelievably passionate makeout session.
I’m not sure if [...]
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According to PerezHilton, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married last week in Mexico. A quote from Spencer’s vows is “your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person.” Holy crap! If this is you as a better person…I can’t wait to see what you’re like when you get divorced from little Miss [...]
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I used to think it was hilarious, all the stupid things that would come out of Kanye’s mouth. But now, I’ve decided, he’s just a douchebag!
Kanye West is proclaiming his new album, 808s and Heartbreak, is “retardedly good.” In an interview with MTV he blathers on about how other rappers will want to rap over [...]
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Ali Landry showed up at the American Music Awards last night in her best swag curtain finery. This whole “I can make my own designer looking clothes for less just using some old curtains or bedspreads found at a garage sale” thing is really getting old. I get that the economy is in the toilet, [...]
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