A lawsuit was filed against KMart and Martha Stewart Omnimedia for making defective furniture. Patrick Albanese, a professional magician; a banjo player; and self-proclaimed hand model, has sued because when he was moving a lounge chair, the legs collapsed crushing his finger between the chair and a deck. The fingertip was surgically re-attached and is usable, but has cost him a bit of work while it is healing (this happened in June 2008). Duh.
Waaaaahhhhhh! Pretty much everyone has had one of those chairs have the folding legs collapse. You can’t stay sitting in those things when you’re trying to move them…or you’ll end up like one of those idiots on America’s Funniest Home Videos..or you’ll lose your finger.
I’m thinking Martha Stewart’s gonna be ok on this one. But hey, Sears….now’s your chance to bailout of KMart. You’ve been looking for a way to do it, just tell Mr. Magic Banjo player you’ll give him all of KMart. Everyone’s problem is solved.
(Photo Source: PatrickAlbanese.com)
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