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Does Anyone Really Care About Gwyneth Paltrow?

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Apparently Gwyneth thinks we care about her, her life, and what she thinks is important. She’s got her own “lifestyle” website now called GOOP.com. Seriously, that’s the name of her lifestyle site. If you ask me, it sounds more like a gearhead site for the terminology challenged or site for terminally messy child with lots of remedy’s for removing goopy things from said child.

But then again, what do I know. I didn’t watch the Oprah segment with her on it. I didn’t watch the internet clips of her “grueling” 2 hour workout (who the hell has 2 hours to workout…especially if you have 2 young kids?). And I have no interest in watching her traipse around Spain with Mario Batali stuffing her face. I just think she’s at best, boring and at worst irritating.

Here are the only pearls of wisdom you’ll find on her site, at the moment.

“My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.

Over the years, i have tried a lot of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.

Make your life good. Invest in what’s real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you’ve never been to. Learn something new. Don’t be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.”

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