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Dear Shannen:

I know you don’t need the job on 90210.  You’ve got plenty of money and you were just happy being at home doing whatever it is that you do.  But thank you for gracing us with your presence for 4 truly lovely episodes of 90210.  It’s wonderful to see you out and about in public again.  We miss the party antics of yore.  You were one of the finest young Hollywood party hounds that ever hit the Sunset strip.  Many of today’s starlets, no doubt took copious notes and are building upon your finely set foundation.  However, when you do decide to come out and play with the rest of us mere minions, could you at least spend some time looking like you care?  If you stood up straight, you wouldn’t look like your 5 1/2 months pregnant.  A nice, padded, black bra would be a really smart buy, especially when you’re wearing a black dress, and the padding will keep your pokey little nipples from putting someone’s eye out.  Oh, and tightening up the straps will not only keep them from sliding out of your dress, but they’ll also give your boobies a bit of a lift so they don’t look so saggy.

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