Raffaello Follieri: “I knew what I was doing was wrong.”
“I couldn’t let my celebrity girlfriend look like she made more money than I did. That wouldn’t be cool.”
Steve Jobs: “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
“Even in death Apple commercials would be better than Microsoft’s.”
(Singer) Kelis: “Wearing a uniform and carrying a badge does not allow you to act above the law.”
“I have no idea what I’m saying, just buy my record bitches…I’m not going to jail.”
Heather Mills: “I am trying to move on, spend time with my daughter and get on with my charitable work. It’s been a terrible period for everyone.”
“I’m trying to find another set of deep pockets to rip off. Do you know anyone who’s interested in a one-legged bitch?”
Spencer Pratt: “[John McCain] picked a girl and it wasn’t Heidi. Not picking Heidi for the vice president, it’s just cold.”
“What the hell? I’m going to have to beat Heidi. I told her that when she met you she should blow you and you’d pick her for sure. I mean clearly you like younger blondes… then we could take over the World.”
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