Ta-da….Lauren Conrad wearing her headband in Vegas. Have you noticed the particular girls who have been spotted wearing these things? I’m convinced it’s just a stylish way to keep their brains inside their heads. I have to admit though, they do look better than the ass hat that Heidi Montag wears around town. Yes, that [...]
Entries from September 2008
WTF is Up With These Headbands?
September 30th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Fashion WRECKS
It’s Not “Like Mother Like Son” in the Sharon Stone House
September 30th, 2008 · No Comments
Good ol’ TMZ came out with the court docs from Sharon Stone’s custody hearing. After I picked myself up off the floor, from laughing, I was finally able to compose some words. I thought this haiku summed it up perfectly.
Botox in Mommy
Sons Feet Stinky No Botox
Use Gold Bond Powder
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WRECKage Botox, Celebrity Divorces, [...]
Tags: CelebuWRECKS
Naomi Campbell Wakes Up After a 7 Year Coma
September 30th, 2008 · No Comments
Remember when Naomi Campbell got hauled off that British Airways plane for spitting on the flight attendant? Well, she’s made an “official statement” that she will never fly that airline again. (Hear that? That’s the collective sigh of every British Airways employee sighing in relief.) She then goes on blathering that the air attacks that [...]
Tags: CelebuWRECKS
Have We Found the Thief of Kurt Cobain’s Ashes?
September 30th, 2008 · No Comments
Remember when Courtney Love said that her stuffed bear purse, that contained Kurt Cobain’s ashes, was stolen? Well, maybe we found out who’s carrying that designer plushie around.
Natascha Stellmach, and Australian born artist, claims to have Kurt Cobain’s ashes rolled into a joint that she plans to smoke in Berlin. Oh, I should also tell [...]
Tags: RIP WRECKage
Again with the Britney Spears Sex Tape?
September 29th, 2008 · No Comments
Apparently Adnan Ghalib needs money. He’s reportedly trying to sell his sex tape with the pink wigged Britney Spears again. The only details that he’s leaked about the tape are that it was taken in Mexico, Britney’s only wearing that fugly pink wig and there’s about 2 hours worth of tape.
All I have to say [...]
Tags: CelebuWRECKS
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Kenny Chesney
September 29th, 2008 · No Comments
As if country music wasn’t depressing enough…now you can drown yourself in Kenny Chesney Rum. Yep, another musician is working with an alcohol company to release some kind of booze. I’m not sure if all these musicians are getting involved in alcohol deals because the music industry is just not making them any money or [...]
Tags: Business WRECKs
The WRECKage of the Week in Review
September 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I thought service animals had to be wearing a blue id coat…I guess that doesn’t apply to Mariah Carey (Ayyyy)
I give you Canada’s newest citizen, Scarlett Johansson – Reynolds (Candy Kirby)
Jailsuit Jumper Orange is the new hot color for winter….just ask Heather Locklear, the latest fashion victim (IBBB)
Charlize Theron is a hero to so many [...]
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