Okay, so Jessica Simpson wants to be a country singer. That’s great, fantastic, you go girl! (I can’t believe I just wrote “you go girl – ugh) But seriously…we all know you’ve got an unbelievable set of tits – hell, even your daddy says so! You’ve also got a pretty decent figure. So why in the hell are you dressed like a fat old fashioned milk maid? No one in country music dresses like this anymore. We’re not in the days of Minnie Pearl anymore. Have you actually seen Taylor Swift, Faith Hill or Shania Twain? Country music fans appreciate a good voice AND a good body. The only thing you’re successfully conveying here is that your a country music caricature.
Besides, the only people who can successfully carry off plaid are Pacific Northwest Grundgers, Catholic School Girls, or Pornstars.
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