Oil prices have reduced P. Diddy to a common street beggar (Candy Kirby)
I’m saying Kelly Osbourne got in a fight with Chester Cheetah…I mean, has anyone seen Chester? (Webster’s Is My Bitch)
I thought it was bad when I walked in on my parents having sex..at least they didn’t write a book about it (The Blemish)
When you’re really rich, your name isn’t just written inside your underwear (Drunken Stepfather)


















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