Is your face feeling out of balance? No, I’m not talking about what happens when your face gets all droopy due to novacaine from the dentist…I’m talking about heavily laden with either positive or negative electrons. Apparently your skin has both and La Prairie has your answer. They’ve added pure platinum to a face cream – Cellular Cream Platinum Rare. Yes, platinum as in what you want your ginormous engagement ring made out of. Apparently, when your skins electron balance is out of whack…due to stress, pollution (I’m assuming they mean air and not my liver pollution), or sun damage your skin becomes dry and gross. This stuff is supposed to even it out. At $1000 for 1.7 ounces it better even out my skin tone and give me the same rosey glow a good night of sex does…and it should come complete with your choice of said stud for the good night of sex. I’m just saying.
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