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Out of the Mouths of Babes

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Chief William Bratton

Los Angeles Police Chief, William Bratton, is such an eloquent speaker.  Yesterday, these words of wisdom spilled forth from his mouth regarding the proposed paparazzi laws.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank god; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” Bratton told KNBC, L.A.’s local NBC affiliate. “If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”

Really?????  If this is how you truly feel about these individuals, and these 3 are the only ones that garner the paps attention, why don’t you force the Paris Hilton’s of celebrityville into the witness protection program and move them out of state?  Better yet, why not create a celebrity zoo, that they have to live in?  Then, the paps can just camp out around their cages and take pictures of them there?  And bringing up Lindsay’s reported sexual orientation?  Are you kidding me?

WRECKage Britney Spears, LAPD Chief William Bratton, Lindsay Lohan, Paparazzi, Paris Hilton

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