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Entries from August 2008

The WRECKage of the Week in Review

August 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Victoria Beckham is single-handedly making back hair fashionable again (Ayyyy)
The media was so bored, they ran famous people’s obituaries to see if anyone would notice that they’re actually still alive (Lolebrity)
It’s not that complicated….you’re canceled (Candy Kirby)
I wear pajama bottoms because I don’t like it when my underwear bunches up my 50 year old junk […]

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Jessica Simpson and Her Udders

August 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Okay, so Jessica Simpson wants to be a country singer.  That’s great, fantastic, you go girl!  (I can’t believe I just wrote “you go girl - ugh)  But seriously…we all know you’ve got an unbelievable set of tits - hell, even your daddy says so!  You’ve also got a pretty decent figure.  So why in […]

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What’s the Difference Between a Swinger and the Vice President?

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments

One of these people is Lana Parilla, Trina from Swingtown, and the other one is Sarah Palin, Vice Presidential running mate of John McCain.
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David Duchovny Goes to Rehab For…

August 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So David Duchovny has a sex addiction…huh. In a statement, made by his lawyer today, David has voluntarily entered rehab for a sex addiction. His publicist has also confirmed this
Maybe this little interview, on the David Duchovny and Tea Leoni blog, gives a little more insight:
Duchovny says marriage helped him come to terms […]

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Does This Girl Idolize Bai Ling?

August 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I present you with Shokotan - a Japanese singer, actor, multi-talent.  She’s got a strange fascination with Cicada’s, as you can see draped all over her head.  No, these aren’t the live bugs, but the exoskeleton’s they leave behind as they molt.  Maybe Bai Ling should take this up instead of wearing those stupid Band-Aids […]

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Emmy Rossum has a Special Talent

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Emmy Rossum has a fantastic figure, a great sense of style (or a great stylist), a pretty decent Hollywood career and about as much sex appeal as a wet lasagna noodle.  Who else could look this good in a latex or leather dress and elicit a response of  “meh” from so many?
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The World Domination by Michael Phelps Continues

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments

If you didn’t get enough Michael Phelps during the Olympics…you’ll be able to catch him in just a few weeks on Saturday Night Live.  Yes, the water phenom is going to be making his acting debut on September 13th, the show’s season opener.  While I was glued to my TV during his events, being a […]

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