Celebuwreck

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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent. (Popbytes)

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am! (Rad Report)

When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad… You should do what I do. (Celebrity Smack)

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try. (Ayyyy)

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. (Mollygood)

You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. (Derober)

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. (Candy Kirby)

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. (Agent Bedhead)

My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It’s the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You’ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond ‘Z’ and start poking around! (Webster’s Is My Bitch)

WRECKage 50 Cent, Amy Winehouse, Brooke Hogan, Dr. Seuss, Dustin Diamond, Kid Rock, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Cavallari, Matthew Broderick, Mischa Barton, Randy Pausch, Sarah Jessica Parker, Screech, Taco Bell, Waffle House