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How to Wake Up with Miley Cyrus

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus

You too can now experience the same thing that Nick Jonas had, and wake up with Miley Cyrus cooing you awake in the morning.

As hard as it is for me to believe people care about the offspring of a mullet wearing, 80’s, one hit wonder…they somehow do. Although I guess she’s done a pretty good job in her Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton “How to Slut it Up” training classes. So props to you kid. If you just can’t get enough of the little pop tart (as Hannah Montana), now you can schedule her to call you. You can choose from 3 different messages, with 1 being somewhat customizable. But alas, you can’t customize it to be all pervy! While it’s supposed to be for kids, you can be as old as 87 and still get a call. I call ageism….what are those 90 year olds supposed to do if they want a call, lie about their age? To schedule your call click here.

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