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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

July 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Cow Tattoo

Apparently Salma Hayek isn’t that into Gucci

Kate Moss blames it on the modeling. It must be, because we all know that cocaine is an antioxidant

Tyra needs to change the name of her show from America’s Next Top Model, to Let’s See Who’s on Facebook Today

It’s the Where’s Waldo of Sarah Jessica’s face

Sally Struther’s next campaign

Silly Mischa, we would never confuse you with Paris, Nicole, or Lindsay. You have to be on the radar before we can lump you into any club with them.

So this means that Britney has plenty of time to hook up with another wanna-be and make more trailer babies - Yay!!!!!

Demi Moore’s plastic surgeries are finally confirmed. She did a head transplant with daughter Rumer - that’s the only way to explain such saggy boobs on a 19 year old

Sometimes you just want a big sloppy burrito instead of a perfectly cooked filet mignon

Looks like Dina Lohan wasn’t any good with potty training her little hatchlings either

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