And in an interview with Blender Magazine, Elvira dishes about losing her virginity….to the panty loving Tom Jones.
“Tom seemed gentlemanly and nice, so when he was jumping on me… I thought, ‘Well, if I’m ever gonna do this, it might as well be with Tom Jones.’ “It was painful and horrible.” Peterson tells Blender she needed stitches after the sex session was over, but the worst pain was yet to come. She adds, “I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers… and was all over them. I was disgusted.”
Holy crap! Stitches?! The first time isn’t usually very easy, but stitches? What, is he the size of a pumpkin? Whatever….I didn’t need to know about Elvira’s cherry popping moment, nor did I need to know about Flava Flav. I’m gonna need a big glass of vodka to get to sleep tonight.
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