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Disney Should Teach Scientologists how to Recruit Members

June 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Selena Gomez

The Chastity Disney Channel has recruited another follower.  Selena Gomez has vowed not to have sex until she’s married.  The 15 year old asked her father to get her a promise ring, to solidify her commitment.  Daddy obliged and went so far as to have it blessed, by the church, to further enhance its chastity belt powers.  Like other Disney players before her like: Britney Spears, the virginity promise has been aired to the public, but no promise was made not to indulge in heavy petting, deep makeout sessions, or shooting pictures of herself in various stages of undress.  Thus leaving herself open to lots of career options.

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