PROBLEM:
Haven’t been in a successful film for 2 years, falling Q rating, can’t get any press, have a movie coming out this summer that needs to be good for me to continue in this industry, too old to be falling down drunk at Teddy’s or Villa. What to do, what to do?
SOLUTION:
Having a baby is today’s version of winning the Oscar, to garner some press. So even though no one knows that I’ve had a “girlfriend” for a bit, that I’ve knocked up….I’ll wait until I’ve got a movie coming out before I tell anyone about it. Timing didn’t work out quite right, since the baby is already 3 months old and my movie is coming out this summer. But hey everyone…I’m a baby daddy! And my baby mama is a 24 year old model (Paloma Jimenez). Yay for me….I’m cool. Right? Just like Matthew McConaughey. Right? Right?
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