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Jessica Simpson:
Why am I here? Nobody cares about me. All they care about is Ashlee and Pete. I could be home finishing off that container of Chunky Monkey. I wore this dress to hide the flask of tequila I smuggled into the party. I don’t need a boyfriend…I hate Ashlee, I can’t wait until she weighs 300 pounds…how do I get out of here? Where’s my girlfriend Ken…he’s probably with that bitch Eva Longoria… Is my dad here? Don’t tell him I left.

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