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Entries from June 2008

Paris Hilton? Pure? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

June 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Paris Hilton claims that her boytoy of the month, Benji Madden, is going to get a tattoo of her.  I can’t even comment on the stupidity of that move.  But what’s even funnier about that is that she says he won’t let her reciprocate.  “He thinks I look pure.”  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Apparently her prescription for Valtrex […]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

June 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Madonna steps out without her wedding ring and an ounce of fashion sense
Having a five head is no longer shameful…own your five head girl
“If you visualize your goal, you can attain it.” Jessica Simpson’s mantra for landing her next husband
This will definitely help with Miley Cyrus‘ image
Even other galaxies will think Americans are weird […]

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Tubby Time is Happy Time for Britney

June 28th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s a few little pictures of (supposedly)Britney Spears floating around the internets right now. Yes, this would be one of them. In the series, she’s seen “taking care of business” . Word is that these might be some stills from that sex tape her old boy Adnan’s been trying to shop […]

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MISSING: Flip Flops, Cellphone, Money, & Braincells

June 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Signs posted around the area where Matthew Mcconaughey was last seen partying in Niaragua.
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Midget Sex is all the Rage Now Part Deux

June 27th, 2008 · No Comments

 
So this whole Mini-Me/Verne Troyer sex tape has everyone talking and trying to figure out the logistics of a 2′8″ person with a another person of “normal” height.  Well, since it looks like this tape may go the same way as the Kid Rock tape….you might want to check out some of these to satisfy […]

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Is Samantha Cheating on Lindsay?

June 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Okay….I’m not trying to start something here, but holy crap!  Kelly Osbourne’s boytoy Luke Worrell looks an awful lot like Samantha Ronson.  I’m not sure who that is a compliment for: Luke is 18, and a guy, and Samantha is 30, and a female.
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Michael Lohan Gloves up Now

June 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Michael Lohan shows that he knows how to glove up for protection in 2007, while serving Thanksgiving dinner in a soup kitchen, but he didn’t know that lesson 13 years ago.  Looks like Lindsay, Ali, & Cody have a sister they’ve never met.  An, as of yet, unnamed woman has been talking with Michael for […]

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