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Entries from May 2008

Here Comes the Bride

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

If the National Enquirer is to be believed….Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are getting married this year. I’ll believe it when I see it. But, it’s not like Harrison’s going to be running out of cash anytime soon. He’s got that new influx of Indiana Jones money now. Get your hooks […]

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Michael Lohan was Just Handed a Snooze Alarm to Extend his 15 Minutes of Fame

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

OK! Magazine has given Michael Lohan a literary outlet to vent his outrage at his wife Dina’s new show “Living Lohan.” There’s just so many levels of wrongness going on in this family, it’s hard to pick a place to start. While the obvious exploitation of the kids is pretty bad….Michael’s first column […]

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Donna Martin Back in da House

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Tori Spelling got her wish…she’s going back to Beverly Hills 90210. She confirmed it today. Apparently if you whine and cry and bitch enough you can get your way in Hollywood. I suppose it helps that her daddy started the show though. How great would the storyline be if they got […]

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Lily Allen Has a Drinking Problem?

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments

People close to Lily Allen are saying that they’re afraid that she’s got a severe drinking problem.  Ya think?  Since her miscarriage and relationship breakup she’s been pictured all over the place with her eyes half closed (in that drunken sort of way), and was apparently carried back to her room after a movie after-party […]

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The WRECKage of the Week in Review

May 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Project Runway goes a little crazy with the concept: Make your next creation out of restaurant napkins
The “Black Widow” of dating has found another career to kill
He’s only got one testicle and he still gets more, and hotter, tail than you do
Now, even flat chested women can get attention in bars and nightclubs
Knowing his fascination […]

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When will They Make it Official?

May 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Lindsay Lohan and BFF Samantha Ronson have been seen all over Cannes getting snuggly and cozy.  They’ve been spotted holding hands and Lindsay’s even been seen kissing Sam on the neck.  But in this picture, Lindsay’s wearing a pretty significant ring on that “special” finger.  Now that California has made it legal for same sex […]

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Jenna Jameson is no Angelina Jolie

May 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Somehow, the irrelevant Jenna Jameson ended up at the Maxim Hot 100 party the other night (okay, she’s hot - but still irrelevant).  Jenna ended up talking with US Magazine and told them “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps.”  As a humanitarian?  As a UN Ambassador to bring about positive change in the world?  As a […]

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