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Entries from May 2008

Yay! Finally Some Good Nostalgia

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve railed about the raping of our childhood with all of the television and movie re-makes of the classics from our childhood like Speed Racer, Land of the Lost, The Electric Company…..but finally there’s some good news.  Kellogg’s is bringing back the Hydrox cookie.  If you’re not familiar with this little confection, think of it […]

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And You Wonder Where This Stuff Comes From

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Sometimes the gossip news on a celebrity is so mind numbingly inane, I know you think we make it up. But, we don’t…the celebrities have their own publicists for that. Below is a press release that was sent out by Jerry Baker, the publicist for Kim Kardashian. He sent this to Gawker.
LA-NYC […]

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Heidi Montag aka The Love Guru

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

This is just sad and pathetic, I’m sorry. I mean, It’s comforting to see that she still has that same virginal slut taste (considering she’s been m-i-a for about a week)– Forever 21 white tank top with her nipples Photoshopped out, the tulle pinned ever so coyly in her hair, the shiteous heart pendant (subliminally […]

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Tags: CelebuWRECKS · Relationship WRECKs

I’m Just Doing This for my Career Honey

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Cindy Margolis just announced that she, and her husband Guy Starkman, are divorcing.  Hmmmmm how coincidental that knew issue of Playboy, that features Cindy, is headlined with “Cindy Margolis is Sexy and Single.”
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Technorati Tags: Cindy Margolis, Guy Starkman, Hollywood Divorces, Playboy, Playboy Centerfold

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Tags: Relationship WRECKs

Do These Come in Different Colors?

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Looking for an excuse some that will keep you from ever having to throw a dinner party?  These chairs ought to do the job.  These have been designed by Pharrell.  And yes, they represent a man and a woman having rear entry sex.  Just as you thought.
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George Clooney is a Free Man

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Not like we expected this to go any other way, but George Clooney and his model/waitress girlfriend (Sarah Larson) have split after a year together.  We all know that George is a single guy at heart, a la Jack Nicholson.  And why shouldn’t he be?  He’s gorgeous, has a villa in Italy, is an incredible […]

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Tags: Relationship WRECKs

Lucky Break

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Gary Dourdan, of CSI fame, plead guilty of cocaine and ecstasy possession today.  So he’s not going to jail.  He’s got to go to a 16 class drug program and then the rest of the charges will get dropped.  No rehab? Sounds like someone had a really good attorney to get out of this one.  […]

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Tags: Career WRECKS