This is just sad and pathetic, I’m sorry. I mean, It’s comforting to see that she still has that same virginal slut taste (considering she’s been m-i-a for about a week)– Forever 21 white tank top with her nipples Photoshopped out, the tulle pinned ever so coyly in her hair, the shiteous heart pendant (subliminally telling us that Spencer is the key to her heart) and a vest and a hideously fake Vaseline induced smile. Please spare us all your drama. You are not an actress, you are not a singer, you’re not a designer, and you are not in “love” with that human, complete with plastic between the ears, Ken doll. We all know that this “wedding” is nothing but a publicity ploy to buy you a few more weeks in the tabloids and on our blogs – BRAVO. If it’s not, then why was all of this done in front of the MTV cameras and then poured out into a tear-jerking interview with US Magazine? Oh, you poor little attention whore. Life is so hard when you’re not the center of attention.
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