The propaganda machine that is Gene Simmons is at it again. He’s written a book about prostitution called “Ladies of the Night.” And to promote it, he wants you to tell him if they’re good or bad. He couldn’t get a little more imaginative than that? His time spent on The Celebrity Apprentice must have worn him down. He’s running an essay contest where the grand prize winner gets a personalized voicemail from Gene himself. Whoa! Hold me back…the excitement of that is so overwhelming! One of the headlines in the promotion is “impress your friends when they hear your voicemail.” The grand prize winner also receives a bunch of Gene Simmons crap.
Meh. I can’t wait until he starts marketing KISS adult diapers and KISS branded liquid meal replacement products for geriatric patients.
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