Tori Spelling decided to grace us with a picture of her pregnant self in a bikini, in US Magazine. Oh, lucky us. Cause there’s nothing that I like to see more than a pregnant woman bearing her belly. I feel sorry for that unborn kid. She’s already started whoring the kid out before it’s even born. Even Kathie Lee Gifford didn’t pimp out her kids until they were out of the womb. But, now that I really think about it, Tori did this with the first one too. But after the kid was born, you didn’t really see him anymore. Hmmmm. Fortunately, since she and Dean don’t really do much work, they couldn’t possibly be able to afford a bunch of kids – right? So maybe this madness will end soon.
Her interview quotes are priceless. I hope Nutrisystem is paying close attention to this, because it’s pretty obvious that she’s planning on having you put her body back together again.
“So far I’ve gained 25 pounds and am loving my body!” Spelling, 34, told photo agency Startraks during the March 20 shoot in Beverly Hills. “I’m eating whatever my body tells me it needs and wants.
“I love my growing belly and the curves I’m taking on,” she added.
“During my first pregnancy with Liam, I spent a lot of time worried about my weight and how big I was getting and how I would lose it afterwards,” she said. “But once I wasn’t pregnant anymore, I missed it. I loved being pregnant!
“And now I know that it is possible to get back your body with diet and dedication,” she said.
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1 Celebrity News » My Mom’s a Pimp // Apr 9, 2008 at 8:55 AM
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